True Life: I’m glad I’m still in my robe so I can mop up all these creys

I’m dying

This is how we sleep every night… Well until I flop her somewhere else once my arm falls asleep.

She thought it was ok to just get on top of me while I was playing. Now she’s rubbing on me. Since when did my dog become a cat.

so, i started sliding down my chair, and then i couldn’t get up without having the chair start to roll out from under me and i hit my keyboard and apparently i took this picture.

So, theres that….

theres more on the floor in a basket.

if i had the money for someone to do my laundry let me tell you

Pink hair (Taken with instagram)

step two~

im so high fashion~

so this is what my bangs look like currently..

welp good thing im cutting my hair tonight.

Guys, I made a snake. I think I’m getting better at this

lol this is better but HOW DO I FIX THE TAIL OMFG

i tired to make a dog lmao

You know…this was probably not the most intelligent thing i could’ve done, but it’s like once the mask gets on my face I have to make an ass out of myself.

I saw that I made a Hitler mustache, so. This happened.