breadstickjalapeno: also, there was a murder in my county and cannibalism was involved and oh my gosh, it’s creepy and weird. but, I’m fascinated D: I’M LIKE FREAKING OUT OKAY but still fascinated. sigh
suburban middle class white girls: nigga
my mothers going through her midlife crisis. i’m putting purple in her hair tonight.
So the zombie apocalypse is actually happening. The guy was eating the heart and brain. Omfg
I dont go to work for a day and a wiener dog boarder gets ripped out of the girls hands and flung around by the leg by a lab what the fack.
Teacher: Schools almost over
Teacher: and this is crazy
Teacher: but here's three projects
Teacher: due friday
fickle-my-heart replied to your post: Of course leave it to joppatowne to have a crazy… …excuse me? yeah… i heard it was an exchange student but now google is telling me other things. but still. if you type in joppatowne in google news it’ll come up with like 20 stories.
Get up, get dressed and get to work only to find out “you can have the day off” OH
Of course leave it to joppatowne to have a crazy mother fucker chop off a exchange students head.
windsong is so pretty i think i found my font
now i have to find a font for this though ugh h8 lyfe
Ask me my "TOP 3" anything!
kkatkkrap: A’capella cover, huh… we’ll see about...
i want to eventually do a 1/2 sleeve so im just casually browsing through tattoos and shit and im like looking at labyrinth tattoos and this person got like, the whole poster on their back holy shit
My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something… Pluto is there. The artist remembered Pluto. Guys… The artist drew Pluto crying.
hyperbolequeen: you know what the stupidest award is perfect attendance why should you be rewarded for having a superior immune system and never catching a virus okay it’s not exactly my fault that I’m not perfect and I gotta work it where is my award for not murdering anyone all four years of high school since we’re giving out pointless awards here
if i could live in a movie it would be that thing you do
thisisntlisa: The Wonders - That Thing You Do ...
my entire life is just me “winging it”
i-cant-be-controlled: I watch you reblog my posts daily. You can message me.
mom: what do you even DO on the internet?
me: i have no idea
i made a new pottermore account just so i could tell myself i know i’m not gryffindor i got slytherin. phew