March 2012
tunnnelsnakesrule:
I can’t wait for Jesus to come back and just be like “can you guys just stop being dicks to each other for like five minutes” and then kickflip over the sun
all the photos i want to use for timeline are highly offensive.
ugh
ivanoooze:
Hold on
February 29, 2012
2/29/12
2 + 29 + 12 = 43
George W. Bush was the 43rd President of the United States
He was 62 when he left office
62 - 43 = 19
19 days from today will be St. Patrick’s day, the Irish holiday
The 19th Pokemon is Rattata
Rattata evolves into Raticate
Raticate rhymes with State
The 43rd state is Idaho
Idaho Potatoes
Potatoes…Ireland….
Today at...
I have feelings about this blog
tophatkurt:
ophiuchustroll:
ooohthatscrispy:
brb-scarf-sale:
http://fuckyeahricksantorum.tumblr.com/
what the christ
SCREAMS
this is the BEST BLGL OI HCACEV EVER
ugh the labyrinth tag is seriously one of the most depressing things.
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wefallandwefly replied to your post: holy fuck ive been looking through all my friends…
XD Mine is my boyfriend’s pikachu he leaves on his dashboard in his car and my stuffed octopus next to it. I feel awesome.
see well thats cute. i’m seeinga lot kinda like that but like, all these other people want to have like myspace again or something and put up a pretty picture of a beach or...
holy fuck
ive been looking through all my friends that have timeline
and if i see one more mother fucking beach, or wave, i’m going to slit someones throat.
holy shit you live in harford county, the only water you’re close to is the mother fucking bay.
i was gonna change to timeline and use the ‘aw yiss’ duck at my picture but it will be too small
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Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art...
Parents/Roommate/Boss: *walks into the room*
Tumblr: PORN?
Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?
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wake up: exhausted
12 pm: exhausted
3 pm: fucking exhausted
5 pm: really fucking exhausted
7 pm: about to pass out
bed time: the energy of 5 million condensed suns
kitteh-neon:
I hope Rick Santorum just read the most amazing chapter of a fan fic ever but then sees that it’s unfinished and was last updated in May of 2007.
lol you all suck
ugh the fact that yogi castle has to reply to me every time i mention them on twitter.
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also top 6 would be fun and im bored ok →
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ihopericksantorum:
I hope Rick Santorum accidentally sets Internet Explorer as his default browser.
also top 6 would be fun and im bored ok →
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87daysbefore:
instead of schools giving huge assemblies on the dangers of pot, they should do a few on the dangers of eating disorders and body shaming.
batmitzvah:
let us have a moment of silence for all of the babies who are born today who will be subjected to idiots who will tell them they only age every leap year
i keep hearing like sitcoms and shit mention tumblr. what the fuck?
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kickitupanotch replied to your photo: i tired to make a dog lmao
omg rly
they were free at target….
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February 2012
deathfeathers:
Paint your own Nebula
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off to watch some supernatural~ hollaa