January 2012
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Once it’s 12, I’m going straight to bed. Rigby’s already got the idea sleeping in my lap.
December 2011
friend: i got an A on my calculus test
friend: i got a hot boyfriend
friend: i had so much fun partying this weekend
me: one time i got four notes on a text post i made
you know how they recommend you to brush your teeth after everything you eat?
if i did that I would literally be brushing my teeth forever.
xoxogossipalana:
LIKE I WOULD EVER UNINSTALL MISSING E.
THAT’S FUNNY.
my phone has 2% left so i guess it’s officially time to actually go to sleep now.
oh god
my room smells like lush
this is all i wanted in life
german exchange student: do you think I'd be able to go to my locker now?
friend: no the hall nazis will get y-
everyone:
german exchange student:
everyone:
everyone: it's just a book
you: YOU KNOW NOTHING
Oh. My. God.
Work closes early tomorrow
I forgot
bless the day
I only have to be there for 6 hours now.
but the fact that i have to get dressed to make my food is a pressing subject
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fuck that photoset. i’m so making a grilled cheese right now
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So, theres a gif or something going around of JGL in that movie 50/50 and it’s the quote “That’s what everybody’s been saying - ‘you’ll feel better’ and ‘don’t worry’ and ‘this is all fine’ and like…it’s not.”
and i feel like people are just reblogging it because they’re all angsty and shit. but it like bothers me because in the movie he has cancer. and it just rubs me the...
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bethmai:
i wrote a rap
i based it on every rap in the charts right now
we got dem bitches and them hoes, and them hoes and them bitches, and i’m having lots of sex in the club in the club, booty rockin rockin, music thumpin thumping, having sex with lots of bitches lots of hoes lots of bitches, booty booty hoes bitches hoes bitch, we got dem bitches and we be objectifying women HOLLA
lol i love how tumblr just tried to scare me with the missing e thing.
lushhhhh
your sales are phenomenal today
ugh love me
every time i think i want to paint my nails a brown or grey i’m like “fuck yes this will look beautiful and mature”
and then i do it and i’m just like “ew, it looks like someone took a shit on my fingernails.”
so i usually pick out outfits the night before because im terrified i wont have time in the morning.
omg my outfit will be so fucking cute
im brilliant.
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saddeer:
thank god for autocorrect
without it i almost sent “ghjdsofszd” instead of “oinvdrsfeadjwskx”
how fucking embarrassing
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wefallandwefly replied to your post: wefallandwefly replied to your post:…
And then basically all of us were like OH GOD WE FOUND EACH OTHER. I’m so creepy about tumblr. At HCC I saw a girl on there on her laptop and threw a piece of paper at her with my URL on it. She looked at me like I was a freak and ignored me…
yeah meanwhile my best friend was like “what the fuck is this bitch...
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was gonna google something, then tumblr.
now i dont remember what i had to figure out.
fuuuuck
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wefallandwefly replied to your post: wefallandwefly replied to your post:…
Oh god. Just. Too far. XD It was the greatest thing ever when you just turned and were like, YOU HAVE A TUMBLR?!
oh my god. i was like DID I HEAR TUMBLR
and then my head like flung all the way around like i was in an exorcism.
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why do i always make plans with people at 1.
thats usually when i wake up
then when i set my alarm im like no fuck you
and then i get a text like ‘um, are you leaving soon’
and it will be like 1:45
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wefallandwefly replied to your post: wefallandwefly replied to your post: What if I…
Why are we not friends irl. I mean. We talked once. That should count. XD
i think it should count. but, i mean, we ARE so far away though. Ugh Bel Air. that 10 minute drive. ugh.
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wefallandwefly replied to your post: What if I never changed my icon ever again
Please. I’d be so happy. XD
one person agrees.
deal.
boom.
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What Are You Doing New Years Eve? by Zooey Deschanel and Joseph Gordon-Levitt
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