maxterbate:

is it spelled doughnuts or donuts what the heck

(via laughter-everyday)

i took a benadryl like 4 hours ago and i guess now it decides to kick in and make me sleepy 

zackisontumblr:

if you ever have children you could introduce them to people by saying hey wanna see what i made

(via sometimelow)

attentio-n:

wow seriously? 13 year olds having sex and getting drunk? when I was 13 I was injecting heroin and had committed my 4th murder, pussies

(via mister-comedy)