adebimpe:

once i convinced an american guy that purple (the color) didn’t exist in canada

i pointed to someone’s purple shirt and asked him ‘what’s that?’ pretending that i had never seen that color before in my life.　 he got so confused and then he got really intense and concerned about it and he went into this elaborate explanation of how purple is this combination of red and blue and he couldn’t believe that canadians had never heard of it

and so i was like ‘you know actually purple is probably illegal in canada and that’s why i’ve never seen it’

and he thought over it for a moment then got all serious and said ‘yeah i can see that’

June 4 2012 - Today was awesome because Ma made this great broccoli & cauliflower cheese shit omg. obsessed.

the perks trailer.

wow that was like, not what i expected.

not really that excited anymore

My friend asked me what name to put on a fake id for him.

for one, dude fake id, really?

two, I told him to keep his name but change his last name it Efron.

“too suspicious” he says

fuck that I will be Mrs. Efron if I had to chose a last name okay.

annefranksgasmask:

fensti:

annefranksgasmask:

school would be 800% better if there was no math involved

If no math was involved how would you know it was 800% better?

f33ny:

why do people always ask celebrities to come to brazil seriously what’s going on in brazil why do they need all these celebrities

i’m suspicious 

June 3 2012 - today was awesome because I finally finished the laundry I’ve been doing for like, 2 weeks.

Lol season 5 spn finale. Like really fuck this show. Oh god

Someone calculated the points of every Whose Line cast member:  

icantfeelmyarms:

edfreemaybe:

Wayne Brady: 50,072,587,425
Ryan Stiles: 11,113,372,791.5
Colin Mochrie: 3,012,399,040.5
Chip Esten: 2,004,047,000
Greg Proops: 1,001,122,117
Brad Sherwood: 1,071,980.5
Denny Segal: 1,059,560
Karen Maruyama: 1,004,450
Kathy Greenwood: 59,810
Stephen Colbert: 12,000
Kathy Griffin: 5,000
Ian Gomez: 4,000
Jeff Davis: 3,300
Josie Lawrence: 3000
Whoopi Goldberg: 2,500
Patrick Bristow: 1,000
Robin Williams: 1,000
Kathy Kinney: 50

The points mattered to someone